My brother is a jerk, Môj brácho je magor, Dana Hlavatá

Will you please take out the trash for me, Mirka? – my brother asks me, – I have to run after … I’m going on a date. But don’t tell ours about it. I look crazy. Firstly, because my brother trusted me and he is not afraid that I will betray ours, and secondly, he begs me for something. He doesn’t ask or show me. – Who’s the bastard? – I ask him. – You take out the trash and I’ll tell you. – Why don’t you take them out yourself? – Because I wouldn’t make it. And I can’t be late on the first date. Sandra hates … – brother is holding her mouth. Late. He’s already figured it out. – So Sandra? Is that the redhead with her hair down to her waist? From your class! – Come on! Mirko hides her mouth. I won.

Year of publication: 2020
Language: Slovak
Publisher: Naše vojsko
Binding, number of pages: Bound book with cut, 208 pages
Dimensions: 125 x 176 mm
Genre: Short stories

Original

Vynesieš, prosím ťa, za mňa smeti, Mirka? – spýta sa ma bracho, – ja musím bežať za… idem na rande. Ale našim o tom nehovor. Pozerám ako blázon. Po prvé preto, že sa mi môj bracho zdôveril a nebojí sa, že to vyklábosím našim, a po druhé, on ma o čosi prosí. Nežiada, ani mi to neprikazuje. – Kto je tá nešťastnica? – spýtam sa ho. – Vynesieš smeti a poviem ti. – Prečo ich nevynesieš sám? – Lebo by som to nestihol. A na prvé rande nemôžem meškať. Sandra neznáša… – bracho sa schytí za ústa. Neskoro. Už to zo seba vysotil. – Tak Sandra? To je tá ryšavá baba s vlasmi po pás? Z vašej triedy! – Do kelu! Mirko skriví ústa. Vyhrala som.

Rok vydání: 2020
Jazyk: Slovensky
Nakladatel: Naše vojsko
Vazba, počet stran: Kniha vázaná s ořezem, 208 stran
Rozměry: 125 x 176 mm
Žánr: Povídky